When Pigs Fly...

In a somewhat timely manner, Prez Barry recently declared swine-flu to be an emergency of national sorts. Living in New York state has sharpened our awareness of swine-flu and the impending spread that is occurring as we speak. Slowly but surely it is beggining to effect sporting events and the likes nation wide.

Higher Education in New York state will be invariably affected if the immunization process is not improved considerably.

The Oldest Trick In The Book

Poor Bastard,in yet another tragic story revolving around THE ENIGMA OF HUMANITY,my recently resigned Gov.Spitzer can only go downward from here.Prostitution may well be the worlds oldest hustle,but in this so called puritan society it's against the law...

Apparently Humans were not genetically engineered to be monagamous or chaste as many would believe us to think,the reality of polygamy extends to the furthest & earliest times of Homo Sapiens Sapiens existence on this watery rock 3rd from the sun.You see these shows(such as Cheaters)centered around ppl's proclivity to cheat on their spouse...

What Mr.Spitzer did that has really ppl enraged is the fact that he is a prosecutor & won the Gov. seat under the premise of cleaning shop in crooked old Albany(the unworthy capital of NYS),not to mention ushering in a new day of insane ideas,creating tax stamps for drug dealers of all kinds was one of his most insane suggestions...

What does the future hold for this poor embattled Human who only wanted to spend top dollar on girl next door type-snatch?The bottomless pits of embarrasment as far as I see,however there is always an upside to every down fall...

Let me introduce you to America's newest upcoming star,ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE a high priced hooker from hell(In Spitzers case @ least)This chick will set you back a few year's worth of carnotes @ least...

WTF Is Going On Up There? PT.2

Once again the political soap opera(Elliot Spitzer,Hillary/Obama),random bombs over Baghdad & a slew of nonsense has successfully diverted the publics attention from what is becoming very apparent.WTF is going on with the sudden rapid development of the International Space Station...

It was announced with little fanfare last week that a Canadian team of robotics engineers produced something good other than bacon,fully functional robotic arms to be attached to the I.S.S. All I could manage was WHOA! upon hearing of it,to make it more crystal clear for you,Assembled, Dextre resembles a human form with hips, torso, shoulders, upper body and two long, seemingly ape-like arms. The 3,400-pound robot stands 12 feet tall, and each of its multijointed arms can extend 11 feet!

Also announced with even less fanfare,a team of Japanese astronauts will be launching from Cape Canaveral to not only take "Dextre" into space,but also deliver and attach their own science lab to the ever expanding space station.Not to be outdone,the European Space Agency announced on March 9 the successful launch of its first Automated Transfer Vehicle (ATV) for re-supplying and re-boosting the International Space Station. The 20-tonne vehicle was sent into orbit by an Ariane 5 ES vehicle at 05:03 CET from the Guiana Space Center, Europe’s spaceport in Kourou, French Guiana.

Stop buying Playstations & keep your eyes on that damned space station,if my ancestors(Olmecs)were correct when they created their Calendar there is only 4 years left...

Faithfully Unbelievable,But A Good Sci-Fi Read...Pt.2

As I approached adulthood it became very obvious the "Bible" was not only a good SciFi read,but that it was also a very shoddy work of plagiarized stories carefully culled from different sources.As I became more familiar with the cuneiform tablets left behind by the Sumerians(no Sitchinist here!),things become more unsettling because not only is the SciFi good but it may also be true...

Hypothetically speaking,what is the likelihood that before the "Noah's Flood" there was "Ut-Napishtim's Flood"?Obviously "Ut-Napishtim's Flood" is the original or more earlier source of info,can't say I don't admire the form it was recorded in(Wedged indentations in wet clay which was then fired,effectively preserving against degradation for thousands of years)because it drives the delusional religious conservatives mad that it's presentation is something that can't be easily disregarded or labeled a hoax...

To address the craziness let us compare the two stories:

• The Genesis story describes how mankind had become obnoxious to God; they were hopelessly sinful and wicked. In the Babylonian story, they were too numerous and noisy.



• The Gods (or God) decided to send a worldwide flood.This would drown men, women, children, babies and infants, as well as eliminate all of the land animals and birds.



• The Gods (or God) knew of one righteous man, Ut-Napishtim or Noah.The Gods (or God) ordered the hero to build a multi-story wooden ark (called a chest or box in the original Hebrew).



• The ark would be sealed with pitch. The ark would have with many internal compartments.It would have a single door.It would have at least one window.



• The ark was built and loaded with the hero, a few other humans, and samples from all species of other land animals.



• A great rain covered the land with water.



• The mountains were initially covered with water.The ark landed on a mountain in the Middle East.



• The hero sent out birds at regular intervals to find if any dry land was in the vicinity.



• The first two birds returned to the ark. The third bird apparently found dry land because it did not return.



• The hero and his family left the ark, ritually killed an animal, offered it as a sacrifice.



• God (or the Gods in the Epic of Gilgamesh) smelled the roasted meat of the sacrifice.



• The hero was blessed.



• The Babylonian gods seemed genuinely sorry for the genocide that they had created.



• The God of Noah appears to have regretted his actions as well, because he promised never to do it again.

There was also differences between the two stories:

• Noah received his instructions directly from Jehovah; Ut-Napishtim received them indirectly from behing a reed hut wall.



• Noah's ark was 3 stories high and rectangular in shape. Two estimated dimensions are 547 x 91 ft. and 450 x 75 ft.



• The Babylonian ark was 6 stories high and square.



• Ut-Napishtim invited additional people on board: a pilot and some skilled workmen.



• Noah's ark landed on Mt. Ararat;Ut-Napishtim'sat on Mt. Nisir; these locations are both in the Middle East, and are located few hundred miles apart.



• In the Bible, some of the water emerged from beneath the earth.And the rains from above lasted for 40 days and nights. A 40 day interval often symbolized a period of judgment in the Hebrew Scriptures.



• In the Babylonian account, the water came only in the form of rain, and lasted only 6 days.



• Noah released a raven once and a dove twice;



• Ut-Napishtim released three birds: a dove, swallow and raven.

Needless to say the possibility of another flood of ancient character is looking very possible in our day & age,glaciers are melting faster than you can say what.Perhaps the Hillary/Barry nonsense,random ppl exterminating entire family lines in the south or no cable has deluded most ppl into somehow subliminally categorizing information such as rapidly melting glaciers into oh thats what was happening a few months back...

The SciFi element is intense simply for the fact that big D.U.F.(dominant unknown figure)sends instructions for Noah to build a craft whose dimensions you read above,then round up all of these animals from @ least a 3,000 mile radius & somehow squeeze them in there with a very large food source to feed them for ten to eleven months!

Shenanigans of course,but if it was plagiarized from an earlier source,does this physics warping part of it come from the original? Certainly not,the cuneiform tablets refers to a plethora of extra-tall physical beings as GODS! Multiple D.U.F.'s even!One of these D.U.F.'s couldnt keep the secret to himself & warned his guy,Ut-Napishtim to abandon his house & build some sort of craft,collect as much GOLD & SILVER that he could & gather the essence of every living thing that he could...

Who were these Sumerians,why did they appear to have materialized out of nowhere? Why were their stories plagiarized into what is now called the bible? Their story is one of greater SciFi proportions than anything that followed.Stay tuned...

Cannibal Nation(America Eats Its Own)Pt.1

It's hilarious how some ppl see things only two-dimensionally,especially those ppl who think that problem of crime is not linked in some ways to the capitalist caste of our country. For those noot in the know slavery never went away, it has been through multiple metamorphoses over the course of our countries history & definitely not exclusive to AfrAms anymore...

In the first half of millineum of America, Africans were preffered stock because of their physical strength, durability & extreme tribalism that made them unable to communicate effectively enough to stage a rebellion. They greatly multiplied & became something slighlty different over time due to a cheap, effective & pleasurable method made infamous by Thomas Jefferson...

After the Civil War slavery was abolished,many in the agricultural south had become so accustomed to the slavery system they were not going to be able to rebound & hire someone to tend to the land. On the other hand AfrAms were uneducated & risked becoming footnoteless victims by venturing out in the world, so what might seem to be a mutual agreement was actually a metamorphosis of slavery. Nearly all Aframs were illiterate so if Farmland Owner Bill agrees with former slave "John Boy" to let him live on & work Farmland Owner Bill's land for 1000 lbs. of cotton per month how could "John Boy" know what to give if he couldnt read or write? Sharecropping,quite the pitfall & insane if you ask me...

Simultaneously another metamorphosis was taking place, those less inhibited Aframs were taking their chances & venturing out, only to become victims to various Jim Crow like laws such as vagrancy, loitering & just being Black in the wrong place @ the wrong time. A bailbondsman would voluntarily bail them out and alas they they became part of this mutation of slavery known as Peonage, in order to pay back the bailbondsman for getting them out, they would have to physically work off the debt...

Over the next century the wealth of America began to be hoarded by a relatively small portion of the population(Jekyll Island Anyone?) after the devaluation of the dollar from the gold standard, meanwhile controlled substances were becoming entrenched in our culture(Vietnam Anyone?) seemingly perfectly placed in impoverished communities across the nation. The general concensus is ppl who are poor & stressed out will readily partake in drug use, but I beg to differ...

Needless to say the latest incarnation & worst metamorphosis of slavery is "incarceration" as studies now show 1 of 100 Americans are in jail,prison or some sort of prison detention center. Quite the hustle the Prison Industrial Complex is, 50 states spent more than $49 billion on corrections last year, up from less than $11 billion 20 years earlier. Nearly 70% are behind bars for controlled substance related non-violent offenses, imagine if that money + the war budget was spent on higher education?

Those cells would be empty in less than ten years probably, but it seems that this is what's supporting local economies (I live in NYS) in very rural areas-the preffered locales for prisons. I've even seen upstate NY towns cheering and expressing extreme joy @ their shithole towns being awarded new prisons, "human housing factories" that bring glee for the 750 hillbillies who will get jobs, but what about the misery of Human detention?

As far as the source of this explosion of incarceration(drugs) why not smart-bomb or bunker-bust the countries responsible for the most production into submission? You wouldnt catch any death-fearing Colombian a 1,000 miles within the proximity of any coca plants. I could give a fuck less about this Andean culture of usage by chewing it to numb your gums & work harder,when will the madness end?